Instead of going door to door, forcing strangers to stand in their bathrobes and pretend to be enthralled, stay at home and carol naked.
And while these toys might not necessarily be the best quality, they are cheeky and fun for adding a little unexpected holiday spirit.
Natasha Turner, a naturopathic doctor in Toronto and best-selling author of The Hormone Diet, agrees that being naked is a great way to eliminate stress.
But, what if you could reduce stress this holiday and keep your sex life intact? You all know how that story ends, and it involves a tree skirt and possibly a few broken ornaments.
Except for maybe that one time they told you biting your fingernails would make your stomach explode.
And no, some of them aren't exactly Christmas-themed, but they'll def make one hell of a present.
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