If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? And he's not even gay, he's straight.
And the summer of 2014 became the summer that they would start pissing into their own mouths and posting the pictures online.
He met men who assaulted him, beat him and fleeced him, he said.
Except instead of peeing into my own mouth I clutched a decorative throw pillow and cried about the fact that I would never again visit Stars Hollow for the first time.